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I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t ultimately start judging you and your choices.
— Sarah Silverman (via bedsider)

Source: edrazeba

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

Source: joshpeck

flyestfemales:

sadfries:

are you fucking kidding me

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Source: wankoce4n

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

Source: guy

intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 

Source: intensional

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

Source: aliens-ate-my-mum

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

Source: daftpostpunk

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

Source: departured

bitchesxcaviarr:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

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